On Location…Almost

At this very moment I am at work but will be leaving Charleston in a few hours to head up to the promised land. Yes, I’m headed to Morgantown. Around 3:30 or 4:00 I will be en route to the Coliseum where I hope to find a ticket to see our Mountaineers face-off against the #9 Thugtown Hoyas.

The students will get the place rocking tonight so get ready for some excitement. Wish me luck…

Heart Prediction: WVU 64 – Georgtown 63…Alexandar hits a turnaround jumper over Hibbert

Head Prediction: WVU 62 – Georgetown 74

UPDATE: I NOW HAVE TICKETS…YAHTZEE!!

What A Top 25 Would Look Like If You Weren’t On Crystal Meth

I applaud 5th Year Senior’s initial try at a top 25. It was a great effort. It was also completely retarded.

Now, listing your top 25 is just like talking about your fantasy teams: no one cares. But you’re still reading, so here we go.

(Comments are welcomed mocked.)

1. LSU — no shit.
2. Cal — has the 2nd most impressive resume.
3. Ohio State — this is where the teams get week. I know teams like USC and Florida are better, but you still have to win games.
4. USF — the third most impressive resume.
5. Boston College — if they played in any other league but the SEC ACC, they would be exposed.
6. Oklahoma — benefit of losing before USC
7. USC — still probably the 2nd best team in college football.
8. WVU — toughest game left is @ Cincinnati.
9. Oregon — Michigan is still a decent win.
10. South Carolina — they win ugly, but they win…much better team with Smelley at the helm.
11. Missouri — easily the class of the Big 12 North.
12. Virginia Tech — need to find an offensive line.
13. Cincinnati — this is a legit football team…great defense.
14. Illinois — see Cincinnati.
15. Arizona State — OK, I am done writing things.
16. Florida
17. Wisconsin
18. Hawaii
19. Kentucky
20. Texas
21. Florida State
22. Kansas
23. Georgia
24. Colorado
25. Virginia

26. UConn (maybe)

My Top 25 and Future Predicitions!

Another great weekend of college football and a WVU victory are behind us. With USC going down to 40 point dog Stanford and three other top 10 teams losing, there will be another huge shake-up at the top of the polls. What I think does not matter but here is my top 25:

1. LSU — Will go undefeated and win the BCS National Championship.
2. Ohio State — They will get beat by Michigan.
3. California — USC will DESTROY them.
4. SOUTH FLORIDA — They will lose to Cincinnati.
5. Boston College –I hope they lose the rest of their games, damn traitors.
6. Oklahoma — The Big 12 Championship is their toughest remaining game.
7. South Carolina — Will lose at lest two more games.
8. West Virginia — No more screwing up.
9. USC — Will they go down again this year to UCLA?
10. Oregon — Could beat USC but will lose at Washington.
11. Virginia Tech — Everyone on this team will be arrested by the end of the season.
12. Hawaii — They are the Rainbows (insert joke here).
13. Missouri — Are they for real? We will see next week when they travel to Norman.
14. Arizona State — Will fall apart in the second half as they always do and finish 8 – 4.
15. Kentucky — They suck
16. Wisconsin — Will suffer crushing defeats at Ohio State and against Michigan.
17. Cincinnati — WVU will dominate these phonies.
18. Kansas — Who cares?
19. Illinois — No chance
20. Texas — Overrated
21. Florida — Frauds
22. Georgia — A really good team that had a really bad day.
23. UConn — Can they beat the Wahoos in Charlottesville?
24. Virginia — UConn will beat them at home.
25. State Penn — What’s a Nittany?

There you have it, my Top 25. It took a lot longer than I thought and if you don’t agree, shut your damn mouth!