The Kragthorpe Diaries IV

Note #1: This is Steve Kragthorpe’s actual diary. We can’t control the fact that he has a sailor’s mouth and is misogynistic towards women. We can only love him for it. Note #2: Previous, even less polished editions of The Kragthorpe Diaries can be found here, here, and here. Dear Diary, Fuck.

The Kragthorpe Diaries III

Note #1: This is Steve Kragthorpe’s actual diary. We can’t control the fact that he has a sailor’s mouth and is misogynistic towards women. We can only love him for it. Note #2: Previous, even less polished editions of The Kragthorpe Diaries can be found here and here. Woah, woah, WOAH! Back the fuck up, [...]

Quote Of The Day

Don’t beat me up but The Krag gets credit for the quote of the day and new stat of the year from this story in The Courier-Journal. While talking about Slaton and White The Krag came up with this little nugget: With these guys, they ought to talk about yards after juke.

The Kragthorpe Diaries II

Shit. This is bad. This is really, really bad. How the hell am I going to get out of this one? The Krag has certainly gotten himself into quite the fuckin’ pickle. Think Krag, think. Brainstorm. OK, we’re brainstorming. Saying anything that comes to my mind. Fuck, this is hard. Wait, maybe I’ll burn the [...]

Fire Steve Kragthorpe

When you Google “Fire Steve Kragthorpe”, WBGV is the 6th 2nd-highest ranking site. I don’t know why, but this really excites me. Now he’s still pretty new, but The Krag is well on his way to earning “Save Dave” status. I am wet with anticipation.

The Kragthorpe Diaries I

Oh. Shit. I am so completely fucked. Utterly, totally, didn’t have the courtesy of a reach-around fucked. It all looked so rosy. Top 10 program. Orange Bowl champion. How could I screw this up? I couldn’t. No way. I single-handedly turned Tulsa around. Tulsa for fuck’s sake. You think anyone wants to go to Tulsa? [...]